Poor ones

I keep getting lots of forwards everyday... but some are so stupid that they are really amazing! Here's an excerpt from one I got yesterday:

1.
Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii
Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii....
Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii!

2.
Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon
Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon...
Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!

3.
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala...
"Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala!"

4.
Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai...
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain...
Hot aur Dil mein jo bhi ho
Shashi Kapoor ke paas Maa hai!

5.
Premika: "Aisa Khatt Likho Sajna, Ki Meri Umar Beet Jaaye Padhne Mein ... "
Premi: "$@# % #$ @ $ %#$ &&*
!@#@ &&*( )(&% %#$% %#$%#$
!#@!# ?<":::<< $%^$% %#%"
@#@#!! ?#$%^ $#$%&<<
#%$%""}}+ !@??": @@#$$$?:@!! Le Padh!"

Somehow I found this funny at 2 am yesternight.

Adios.